Ek larki dosri se…!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery mainWhat does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoonA lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta honBoy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karegaDifference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!Sahab:Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim: Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur TeethMonday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!

urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law"