Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!

urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law"